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Thanks to everypun who liked and retweeted our #PapaJokes today. And a special shout-out to all the fathers out there who have really good taste… in pizza, and jokes. #HappyFathersDay

What do you call cheese that’s gone crazy? Out of its rind! #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Did you hear they’re putting pizza on trial? It’s totally uncrust! #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZZZa. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Why did the pizza baker ask for a raise? He kneaded more dough. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

I love pizza from my head to-ma-toes! #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What is pizza’s favorite pickup line? I never sausage a beautiful face. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Why are pilots so boring? Because they only order plane pizzas. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

How do you catch a pizza bandit? He’s the guy that looks saucepicious. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Papa John’s scientists have a hypothe-sauce on what the perfect pizza topping is. They’re running a lot of tastes to figure it out. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Did you hear about the new Papa John’s on the moon? The pizza is delicious but there’s no atmosphere. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

The Mozzarella saw The Parmesan going the wrong way and asked, “where are you shredded?” #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

There are so many ways to enjoy bread… Bruschetta believe it. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What makes a good pizza joke? A great delivery, man! #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What did the guy say when his pizza started talking back to him? Don’t get saucy with me! #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

My dad taught me everything I know about pizza. He gave me the “birds and the cheese” talk. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Papa John’s pizzas come with the perfect amount of seasoning on them. It’s about Thyme someone did that! #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed (Philly Cheese)steak. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Here’s one in Spanish: Uno. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What did The Works pizza say to its cheating lover? Don’t go bacon my heart. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What do you call a pizza genius? A Cheez-whizz. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What do you call a table with no meat pizza? A vege-table. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

When you order enough pizza for everyone, you won’t have to eat all prov-alone. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Why do you always bring two pizzas when you golf? In case you get a hole in one. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

BBQ. Buffalo. Honey Chipotle. These are a few of my favorite wings. 🎵 #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

I burnt my Super Hawaiian pizza. I should have used aloha temperature. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

“My son always takes the last slice without asking. He’s a real pizza work.” #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Customer: Will my pizza will be long?

Cashier: No. It will be round. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe like cheeseticks with your pizza? #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

The Works Pizza is bacon me excited. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

People ask me if I like pineapple on my pizza. Hawaii not? #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomatosaurus. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What is a Dad’s favorite drink with pizza? Pop! #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

What’s another name for a wise lumberjack? A saw-sage. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Dad: The only thing I want for Father’s Day is some pizza ‘n quiet. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

A BBQ Chicken pizza being delivered is poultry in motion. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay

Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza? He ate it way before it was cool. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay